To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”
I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.
WOAH WOAH WOAH I have some problems with this graph. Namely. Who forgot to put hedgehogs on here!! I would say they are probably around ferret-y levels as they can be pretty hilarious, and they are pretty easy in terms of effort (but initial set up can be tricky, and heating is always a concern)
here are the rules:
- this giveaway will end on saturday, march 29th 2014
- you must be following me (i will check)
- you may only reblog once
- both likes and reblogs count
- you must be 18 years or older or have your parent’s permission to be giving me your address (i don’t want to get sued okay)
- there will be two winners, each winner will get to choose four out of these eight pins shown
- each pin is 1 inch in diameter (they’re pretty small)
- no giveaway blogs, i will check
- you don’t have to pay shipping, and i ship worldwide!
as i create more mini pin designs i’ll do more mini giveaways!
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
MY LEAST FAV THING EVER. I totally spend ages agonizing over emails.
Here she is in all of her glory: the official cover for my memoir! I promise this book, which is scheduled for release in October of this year, will make you laugh, cry, and think about life from a new perspective. See below for how you can pre-order your copy TODAY! I’m also running a contest to give away some prizes if you reblog this, details below!
You can pre-order your copy of my book right now! I hope you will because my ultimate dream is for this book to be a #1 Bestseller! Grab your copy from any of these places:
I want to give a big thanks to Matt Carr for doing the cover shoot with me. He’s the coolest dude and you should check out his site! http://www.mattcarr.com/
NOW FOR THE CONTEST! I will pick one random reblogger of this post and send to you a box of goodies with the following:
-An autographed Advanced Edition of my book (I get a couple of these to give to people way before the book comes out in October.
-A page from my manuscript
-Some handwritten haikus
-A picture of my cat
-Other fun surprises!
You have until Friday 3/21 to reblog.
Thank you everyone! Let’s see if we can get this on the New York Times Bestsellers List!!!
EEEEEEK! Message me if you preorder so I can send you virtual kisses.
WHY IS IT STILL WINTER